New Year’s Party,WooHoo!
Here’s a few tips on how you can tell you’re at a lame New Year’s Party;
- To give it a Times Square feel, everyone is groped, fondled and pick-pocketed.
- The ”Party Hats” look suspiciously like stolen traffic cones.
- There’s a “Happy 1995″ sticker on the packet of shrimp you’ve been eating all night.
- It’s January 6th.
- Prison regulations require lights out at 10:00 pm.
- The guests have decided to start the midnight countdown at 10,000.
- At midnight everyone gathers around to watch your Uncle Earl’s pants drop.
- You hear a guy doing a count down before using the bathroom.
- The ”Champagne” tastes suspiciously like apple juice mixed with Alka Seltzer.
Humor courtesy of slinkycity.com