Mowing Under the Influence

Probably should play Vince Gill's "One More Last Chance." Isn't that his semi-salute to George Jones? Guy wants to go drinking with his buddies, but the wife hid his car keys but forgot about his John Deere so away he went. Well, a guy in Murrysville PA has been charged with driving drunk while carrying an open can of beer...on a riding lawn mower. Associated Press says he was spotted driving his mower down the road at 1:45 in the morning. He smelled of alcohol, had the open can of beer and told police he was just driving home. Of course that was still over six miles away. Man, the grass clippings containers must have been stuffed! DB