Meerkats, Monkeys, Merlot, Llamas, and Love

You might expect him to work with the snakes, since he's obviously a real charmer. Or perhaps the skunks, since he's such a stinker. But, no!

Our soap opera drama involves the London Zoo's llama-keeper Adam Davies and his two love interests, monkey handler Kate Sanders and former meerkat expert Caroline Westlake, who make up this jungle of love.

Caroline Westlake has been ordered to do 30 days' community service and compensate Kate Sanders over $1,200, for assaulting her in a dispute over their colleague, Adam Davies, who dated both women. Apparently Ms. Sanders suffered a pretty nasty face injury, at a party they were both attending, from a wine glass Ms. Westlake used in the attack. Now, Ms. Westlake claims she does not recall hitting her in the incident, although she does state that she remembers that Ms. Sanders struck her first. Judge Ace Ventura saw things differently.

Gals, let this be a lesson. Llama keepers: nothing but bad boys.

"Something tells me it's all happening at the zoo....I do believe it....I do believe it's true..." And if you can tell me what pop song that's from and who the artists are, you're good!!! DB