We hope you're not too pooped to laugh. And it's actually pretty not to get a chuckle or two out of some of these. We have some of the slogan submissions for the 13th annual North American Manure Expo 

Yep, there is such an event, scheduled for July in Chambersburg, Pennsylvania. And while an official event slogan has been chosen ("2015 Manure Expo: Manure than you can handle"), contestants are competing for a spot on the backs of the T-shirts, with droppings like these:

"Manure Expo, where nobody stands behind their product."

"The future of what's left behind."

"We do doo. Do you?"

"Manure happens (to be nutritious!)"

"Been there, spread that."

"Proud survivor of North American Manure Expo. It got deep."

"Heaping piles of fun."

Good luck to all the contestants. I don't know what you win, but whatever it is, it's probably wise to not let it hit the fan.  DB

 

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