Man Arrested for Shooting at the Moon

Gee, The Man in the Moon has such a nice smile? Who'd want to shoot at him? Associated Press tells us that would be a dude in Arizona who had a little too much to smoke. Cameron Read admitted to police he'd been smoking pot when he fired his gun at the moon. He was busted on the unlawful discharge of a firearm among other counts. Read's girlfriend told police that he had been talking about seeing Halley's Comet before shooting at the moon. Oh, well, just a case of mistaken identity then. And I'm pretty sure he missed. I don't see any nicks or holes in the moon, do you?