Terribly sorry about this, Seattle Seahawks fans. Your team has no chance in the Super Bowl. Vulcan has spoken. Or roared or devoured or whatever lions do when asked to predict the outcome of a football game. Vulcan, a lion at the Salt Lake City Zoo, is picking the Patriots. Vulcan assumed the duties of Eli (Manning?), an orangutan at the zoo, who died in September. Eli went 7-0 in predicting Super Bowl outcomes. Vulcan had to choose one of two papier-mache helmets and immediately picked up the Patriot helmet, totally ignoring the Seahawk one.

Shoot, I hate knowing ahead of time. Don't know whether I'll watch now or not.

DB

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