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Laws Of Probability

Always fun to revisit some of these, especially the ones that apply to me. Let’s start with a visit to the doc… THE DOCTOR LAW—-If you don’t feel well, make an appointment with the doctor. By the time you get there you’ll feel better, but don’t make the appointment and you’ll stay stick. My physician asked, “So why are you here?”

LAW OF THE RESULT—When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will. My mechanic asked, “So why are you here?”

VARIATION LAW—If you change traffic lanes the one you were in will move faster than the one you’re in now. See Reserve St., 5:00pm.

LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT—Anything is possible if you don’t know what you’re talking about. Hey, I prove this on the radio 4 hours every day!

LAW OF FOOLISHNESS—The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. I’m on radio, can’t be watched. So ha ha!

LAW OF PHYSICAL APPEARANCE—If the clothes fit…they’re ugly. Whoa, I thougt this very comfy, good fittin’  sweater/jeans combo looked pretty good! Dang, now I gotta go check the mirror. Ah,, forget it…I’m hiding on the radio not knowing what I’m talking about!

Happy Easter Weekend everyone. DB

 

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