I Did Not Make Up This Pun

I want to make that clear. Unless you think it's really funny then I'll take credit for it. An incident in the Seattle area where somebody broke out the window of a parked Jeep, stole nothing, but left a dozen tortillas tossed on the floor of the vehicle. The police who investigated were moved to report, "The Seattle Police Department would like to take this opportunity to remind car prowlers that you should not break into something that is NACHOS"  Get it? Not...well, you know. See why I didn't want to take credit? DB