Oh, I just bet you folks could think of some lovely things to put inside these packages, right?A bag of poop? That moldy tuna salad that's been in the back of the fridge for a month? Tasmanian devil?

The Daybreak neighborhood of South Jordan, Utah, decided to ban together and leave decoy packages on their porches. Their reasoning: confuse and frustrate potential Christmas thieves, so the jerks will go elsewhere.

Now, police are cautioning residents not to take the law into their own hands by trying to apprehend somebody. But turning over any home surveillance video that might be available is always appreciated.

Items left out in packages so far include boxes of rocks and junked TVs. I'm still liking poop and tuna salad.

Merry Christmas everybody!  DB

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