How Not to Write Your Own Obituary

Or...maybe this is a lesson in how EXACTLY to write your own obituary. Guess it all depends on your family.

But Associated Press tells us a man in Berlin used the opportunity to do an RIP rip on his relatives.

While Hubert Martini described himself as "open, honest and forgiving," he specified in his obit that his five siblings and their families were forbidden to attend his memorial service. Without going into too many details, Mr. Martini said, "I have hurt some. And that's good!" Probably not much point in them attending the reading of the will, huh?

Well, I'd say there is no doubt who got the last word in this family squabble.  You might call this one an o-bitch-uary.

DB