Yesterday a truck carrying 40,000 pounds of frozen chickens went up in flames. The truck was on its way to a Chili, New York supermarket from Mississippi. Luckily, the truck driver was not injured, but the highway was closed while crews cleaned up. You get the fries and beer, I'll bring slaw and tater salad!

Now, ways this story could have been better:

If the truck had been going to COOPerstown, New Yolk.

If the trucker had missed his EGGS-it.

If the chickens had been intended for delivery to a W-HEN-dy's.

And I'm EGGSausted. db