When you spend anytime drinking "the sauce," you crave some junk food. What better than a hot pizza (and maybe a couple more beers?) But, as we are all mature enough to know, DON'T DRINK and DRIVE! That goes for ALL motorized vehicles. Not just cars and trucks. You can be issued a DUI for driving everything from a scooter to a John Deere tractor.

According to Farmers Weekly, a 26 year old British farmer named Luke Cockburn, was arrested for DUI on Christmas Eve. Luke was found driving around downtown Cumbria, in his big green tractor. His destination? The nearest pizza shop. Luke was having a serious case of the munchies, but was arrested before he could get his "PIE."

This story reminds us of our Louisiana friend Steve Jessup.

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