Here are the descriptions of the different wines offered by the Duck Dynasty clan, now that the holidays are upon us:

The Red Blend exposes the fresh ripe, jam like fruit that is the calling card of California wine. The Chardonnay offers rich tropical fruit aromas with hints of lemon and crisp apple.
The Pink Moscato has luxurious aromas of white peaches, honeysuckle and caramel. 
However, Duck Commander wines might also taste like doe urine and jalapeno juice as seen in this hilarious wine tasting clip!