So, you're out on your lawn tractor, mowing the yard and maybe enjoying a cool one at the same time? Fine, just stay there!!! Don't be like the goofball in Greeley, Colo., who was busted this week after police say he went bar hopping on his riding lawn mower. Yes, there is a Vince Gill song embedded in there somewhere. Associated Press says the guy drove to two bars, refused alcohol testing and was arrested for DUI. Authorities did say he is a habitual traffic offender with a revoked driver's license. If he has to do community service, I'm guessing it won't be mowing lawns. DB