Don’t Call It A Minivan

It’s a generational difference. It used to be called a minivan now it’s…anything...just  don’t call it a minivan. For example Ford will introduce what they’re calling the Transit Connect Wagon next fall. It’s a seven seater with sliding doors and a hatchback. So why is it not a minivan? A whole new name for a whole new generation of soccer parents. Looks like a m_____n to me.