Do You Hit These As Bad As I Do?

Then maybe my friend Bill Schwanke's "book" is just the thing for you and me! Some of the chapter titles indicate that this could be the most useful publication ever for those of us who just don't get to play very often and our games have deteriorated. Or maybe you do get to play quite a bit and yet there's still no hope for you. Come to think of it, that was my case when I DID get to play a lot. Anyway, I'm anxious to read  some of these chapters, such as:

HOW TO PROPERLY LINE UP YOUR 4TH PUTT

HOW TO HIT A NIKE FROM THE ROUGH WHEN YIOU HIT A TITLEIST FROM THE TEE

HOW TO GET MORE DISTANCE OFF THE SHANK

USING YOUR SHADOW ON THE GREENS TO CONFUSE YOUR OPPONENT

HOW TO FIND THAT BALL EVERYONE ELSE SAW GO IN THE WATER

WHEN TO REGRIP YOUR BALL RETRIEVER

PROPER EXCUSES FOR DRINKING BEER BEFORE 9AM

These and many more....gosh I just can't wait! In the meantime, give me another mulligan.  DB