Crop Circles a Big Tourist Attraction

Hey, forget the world's largest ball of twine! And that big hole in the Arizona ground will always be there. We're talking crop circles, thrill seekers! Of course, you have to get to Germany, but...

Associated Press tells us that thousands of people are traveling to a Bavarian farm field to check out a strange set of crop circles. The designs were discovered by a balloonist flying overhead and he spread the news online. The 74-year old farmer who owns the wheat field says he did not create the circles, but speculates that maybe some students on summer holiday may have wondered through and got into mischief. No way!!!! Aliens, folks. Aliens.  DB