I know anytime I plan to commit a crime, I have to have a tasty beverage. Wait...what? Not my style, folks. But here's a dude that was smart enough to know about DNA but too stupid not to crash a stolen vehicle.

Associated Press tells us that in Pembroke Pines, Florida, a burglar was arrested after he came back to the site of a vehicle he stole to try to retrieve a bottle of iced tea.  Apparently he and an accomplice broke into a couple of homes, then fled in a stolen vehicle. They crash the car and flea.

But the thief is thinking he'd better get back to the car and get his bottle of tea, fearing there could be DNA evidence on it. There probably was, but since there were also authorities on the scene investigating who apprehended him during his attempt to get the iced tea back, I guess we'll never know!

Do they serve crumpets in Florida detention facilities?

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