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Chuck Norris: If You Dare!

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I was recently cruising the Internet and found a website that is solely dedicated to Chuck Norris facts. I had a good laugh. I picked my top 12. Enjoy. If you dare!

1. Under Chuck Norris’ Beard is not a chin……Only another fist.

2. Chuck Norris doesn’t have to do anything for a Klondike Bar.

3. There is in fact a spoon. But Chuck Norris took it…And he killed everyone with it!

4. Chuck Norris can’t breath underwater….water wouldn’t dare to take oxygen from Chuck Norris.

5. You don’t see the woman’s face in Tom and Jerry because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her… through the TV.

6. Nike: Just do it. Chuck Norris: Just did it.

7. Charlie Sheen – winning; Chuck Norris – won.

8. Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center to a Tootsie Roll Pop.

9. Here’s a question: Do you remember watching Chuck Norris as a kid? Yeah well, he remembers watching you.

10. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

11. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards, but Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even farther.

12. Once, a man said “Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me” to Chuck Norris. He then beat the man with the words he said.

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Joy Larson is a mother of four boys, graduate of The University of Montana, animal lover and writer.

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