What do snowmen eat for breakfast?….Snowflakes.
Why does Santa have three gardens? …so he can, ho-ho-ho.
Where do snowmen go to dance? …Snowballs.
Why was Santas’ little helper depressed?...He had low Elf esteem.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?…frostbite.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?...Icebergers.