“BCS Coaching Experience” Arkansas State Red Wolves

Think you could do a better job than some of these college football head coaches? Well, now's your chance.
Arkansas State is offering a one-day "BCS Coaching Experience" for a Red Wolves spring game. The head coaching job for the game on Friday, April 18th, is up for auction on eBay. The starting bid of $2,500 began on April 7th, and it's now up to nearly $12,000. (FoxSports)
Here's what you'll get for your winning bid (according to the auction details):

• Head coach for the game on Friday, April 18th.
• Give the pregame and halftime talk.
• You choose whether your team 'goes for it' or punts on 4th down.
• You get to call for the deep ball, trick play, run or pass, blitz, etc.
• On headset with the staff throughout the entire game.
• Winning coach will receive a Powerade bath (and bragging rights)!
• Photos of your coaching experience.
• Coaching gear.