Batman Must Have a Beer Gut
That's a pretty form-fitting costume, right? Gotta keep an eye on those carbs while fighting crime.
But when you're committing crime, maybe a bulging tummy isn't quite as important to you. Which brings us to the story of our caped brew-sader.
Associated Press police files from western New York report searching for a man dressed in a Batman costume who walked out of a convenience store with two 18-packs of beer without paying for them. Surveillance cameras show the guy in his Batman attire, and also a Captain America mask as a daring fashion mashup.
No Batmobile in the area. It appears he fled on foot. SO un-super hero-like! DB