Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Lunatic Roommate Has No Earthly Clue How to Open Loaf of Bread
Sure, those twist ties used on bags of bread are annoying, but we all learn to accept them. Well, not all of us.
These Ridiculous Job Interview No-Nos Will Definitely Keep You Unemployed
If you're looking for work, do yourself a favor and keep your inner lunatic hidden.
Tennessee Titans Fan Gets the Lamest Tattoo Imaginable
It's a (not-so) brazen prediction.
You Know What Ruins a Marriage Proposal? Vomit.
If you spew chunks right after popping the question, maybe marriage isn't for you.
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Man, the senior citizens of the world are kicking our butts.
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You may not know this, but cars are best suited to stay on the ground. But when they take to the sky, it sure is something to see.
Pizza Hut Now Lets You Order With Your Shoes
Here's great news for anyone to lazy to get out of their chair to get food.
99-Year-Old Gets Arrested to Polish Off Bucket List
It was a trip to the slammer nearly a century in the making.
NFL Stars Try to Hold It Together in ‘Bad Joke Telling’ Challenge
When you think "NFL" and "joke," the Cleveland Browns usually come to mind, but these guys are doing their part to change that.
Ferocious Alligator Swoops In and Steals Boy’s Catch Off His Fishing Line
You know, there's a reason people are afraid of alligators.
Here’s Why You Never Ever Tie Your Shoes During a Basketball Game
A heads down moment turned into a heads up play.