Are You Hungover?
Does your head feel like this today ?
Here’s how you can tell;
- You get it into your head that chirping birds are the Devil’s pets.
- Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to “Stay still.”
- Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as drinking a glass of fresh paint.
- The bathroom reminds you of the fairground cry, “Step right up and give it whirl!”
- You’d rather chew tacks than be exposed to sunlight.
- Your catch phrase is, “Never again.”
- You could purchase a new fridge on the proceeds from recycling the bottles around your bed.
- Your new response to “Good morning,” is “Be quiet!”
Humor courtesy guys-sports.com